Where's my magic wand?

I wish I knew how to knit. Not just knit, but knit well. But the thing is....I don't want to have to go through the process of learning. I just wish I already knew how. I went through a phase where I was working on some scarves....but then I got frustrated because I didn't know what I was doing. But how great would it be to be able to make sweaters like these?! Mmm they're just so warm and yummy.